Let Your Bingo Wings Fly (or not…)

There comes a point in all of our lives where we begin to question whether our days of skinny jeans and tight tops are over. One of the most salient signs of aging is when that small flap appears under your arms - which flaps wildly when you are lucky enough to scream bingo at your local bingo hall... Although waving your arms shouting BINGO is quite a thrill, having this dreaded wing appendage is hardly a joy to those attempting to maintain a youthful figure.

Many falsely assume that only overweight women can grow bingo wings - this is not the case. Bingo wings are a natural result of aging and lifelong exposure to the sun and other elements. Furthermore, the depleting collagen levels within your skin can further contribute to this development. Although finding a good online bingo site like Hollywood Bingo or Tasty Bingo is quite easy, getting rid of your bingo wings is not such a simple task.

One option is surgery - but with the £6000 price tag one would need to hit a decent progressive bingo jackpot in order to subsidize that huge expense... A bit cheaper is the new BodyTite procedure which only runs £4000 - but still a whopping expenditure. Maybe this can serve as a good idea for a new promotion for an enterprising bingo site - Clip Your Bingo Wings Promotion - awarding the procedure to a lucky winner. Perhaps Wink Bingo, who are known for their original promotions will pick up the glove...

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